Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.