5/14 What Makes you Happy?

Canadix says:
My guitar

Evalia says:
When my dragon grows fast!

Denny says:
Happyness

Rebecca sent in this joke:
Welcome to the husband store- A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the
fence... you can rest assured the water bill is higher there
too!

7 comments:

Leah said...

That is a great joke!!

AdviceMaven said...

Love the husband store joke. I got off at the right floor, but have friends that went to that top floor wondering where all the men are.

Laura Trevey said...

So glad I just found your HAPPY blog!!!

Enjoy your evening,

xo Laura

millielavoisier said...

Never heard that one! It's AWESOME! I loved it and I couldn't stop reading. I knew something was going to happen at the end. I always wanna know more. Curiosity!

Yet said...

random kindness makes me happy!

sam said...

hi nice blog good job. i hope you will come by my blog and follow me to. thank's for sharing.

Prometheus said...

hehe wow that is so funny but yet so true :)

Post a Comment