Things Learned From Children

Laura wanted to share this list that she found:
Things Learned From Children

1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

2. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

3. When you hear the toilet flush and the words, "Uh-oh," it's already too late.

4. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

5. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

6. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.

7. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.

8. Some things will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old that you'd imagine would remain in him or her.

9. Super glue is forever.

10. McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.

11. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

12. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

13. VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

14. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

15. The fire department has at least a 5 minute response time.

16. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

17. It will however make cats dizzy.

18. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.


stacy di said...

thanks for the smiles :) especially #3!!

Yvette @ True Crime Books said...

You're just reminding me of how much more I can expect.My 4 year old in one week flooded my house,the next day destroyed my camera by watching it not flush and then submerged my cell phone in a bucket of water.After that he proceeded to my gate motor which he then jammed while trying to "fix" it.

Hit 40 said...

Good list!!! A magnifying glass also starts a nice fire. And, small mcdonalds toys explode when on fire. Kinda scary.

Anonymous said...

Did you craft that list yourself? Hilarious!! hehahehahhha

Larew said...

These are all true... I've tested them myself! Honest!

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